The Thin Blue Line

    Minced Meat


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    Join date : 2011-01-15

    Minced Meat

    Post  ThatGuy on Fri May 13, 2011 8:15 pm

    A local homeless man delivered a shopping cart containing a 50-gallon construction trash bag filled with with finely chopped meat at 9am, May 13. The man had $500 in his pocket, but is claiming to have no recollection of where the money, the bag or its contents came from. He is currently in a holding cell and has waved his rights to an attorney.

    Preliminary lab tests suggest that the tissue comes from multiple humans. The Chief of Police has ordered a unofficial gag on the entire department until more is learned. Anyone caught discussing or divulging information to the press or the public will never again see active duty in Biloxi.

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